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From: NOLA (New Orleans, LA)Monday, February 16, 2009 11:57:02AM
Bye nothing. That cockmaster owes me money. Why doesn't he respond to my invoices? He is 40 months past due... there was a net 15 days, jerk. Did you not see the 1.5% monthly intrest (18% annual) on all late payments. Listen cockmaster, I detailed everything in the invoice, my house, my fridge, my dog, my city, my friends (who haven't come back), my sense of being, my history, my favorite bar-b-que ham poboy. Yeah, since none of those things will ever be the same again, you owe me a fucking lot of money. Hurry up and pay before I report you to equifax bitch
From: chae (nc)Sunday, February 8, 2009 8:25:57AM
you screwed around with peoples money you dam near made us feel like a foreigner in our own home you cared more bout gas than life in general and the people that voted for you should have their asses spanked. bye bastard
From: darter22Wednesday, February 4, 2009 7:27:40AM
I hope I live long enough to piss on your grave fucktard.
From: Mikey (Los Angeles)Monday, February 2, 2009 12:48:51PM
So, let's see....

He kept us safe from terrorism after 9/11.

Um, but what about 9/11?

I think the memo was called "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the U.S.?"

Any of you Shitfucks read it?

'Bye, Shitfuck! Hope you have fun cutting brush in Crawford! Why not stick some of it up your ass, while you're at it!
From: Lenny (California)Friday, January 30, 2009 4:51:57PM
The STOOPID moron only cared about his oil buddies. I haven't worked in over a year and am living off my meager savings. I'm sure when he was elected, George Senior and Barbara looked at each other and said "who'd a thunk it, little dumb Georgie is President."
From: Bobby (Seattle, WA)Friday, January 30, 2009 3:55:39PM
The best comment I can have for this is one from David Letterman, "Former President Shitfuck is now enjoying his retirement in Texas... not as much as the rest of the country is though...."
From: Neil (CA.)Thursday, January 29, 2009 3:58:28PM
Dear Shitfuck,

Thanks for living up to the namesake and fucking up this country as much as you possibly could while in office. You have managed to make us an embarrassment to the rest of the entire world. What a dick. I don't care if anyone thinks you might make a good drinking buddy- I got enough of those. I wanted someone to run this country with a modicum of intelligence and grace. You exhibited neither in your eight years of bumbling, poor judgments, and ignorance of the English language. And wipe that fucking smile off your face, you twit.
Thanks for making the job of President 1000 times harder than it already is, for Barack Obama. Cleaning up your mess is now a task of monumental proportions.

Just fuck you, man. Fuck you.
From: KeeganThursday, January 29, 2009 11:08:46AM
I love how everybody's all like "he kept us safe from terrorists all these years!!!" I have found no evidence that any of his policies or actions ACTUALLY prevented any attacks in the US. Besides, it doesn't take any brilliant presidential action (let alone presidential bumbling and snooping) to prevent terrorists from hijacking planes or sneaking explosives.

The supreme court found the wiretapping constitutional, you say? Note that the supreme court is not a totally impartial body. And, especially in the wake of 9/11, it was hard to argue with it. (I know I couldn't...I was as freaked out as anybody.)

And then the whole fear about bringing terrorists from Guantanamo to US soil...think about this. They're being taken to maximum-security prisons, not being turned loose to live in our neighborhoods. It'll be like having any psychotic criminals locked up in a maximum-security facility: in all reality they aren't going anywhere, especially since there will probably be extra security on them.

Invading Iraq did not contribute to anything short of the world's hatred of the US.

In times of desperate crisis, how many times was Shitfuck out "thinking it over" on his ranch?

The economic crisis wasn't his fault but he sure as hell had the resources to prevent it.

Socially, the US has regressed to a pathetic level of ultra-Christian dogma.

I could go on all day. I have yet to form a solid opinion of President Obama but already he's allowing the rest of the world a sigh of relief, and has already taken a lot of the fire from a splintering Al-Qaeda.

Shitfuck has come to the level of giving the "history will absolve me" bullshit. History will not have far to look to realize he has not left future generations with any positive legacy whatsoever. So to you, the man who let our economy run into ruin and made us the target of all the world's hatred with your nationalistic warmongering and blatant cronyism...I hope you're ready for a loooot of flaming bags of dog shit.
From: BarbaraThursday, January 29, 2009 8:17:46AM
He was so ignorant it was embaressing. Maybe Clinton couldn't keep his dick in his pants but Shitfuck just wore his on his head. You know.....dick head. Us baby boomers will never recover our finances and live a comfortable retirement as we have worked for and deserved thanks to dick head. At least someone could assassinate him and save the tax payers the money to support and protect him for the rest of his life And most of all, I can't figure how his wife stayed with such an idiot all these years. Guess she isn't as smart as we thought either.
From: Cheryl (CA)Thursday, January 29, 2009 7:04:09AM
You are the worst president our country has ever had. You have blood on your hands and soul that you will never ever be able to wash off due to ignorance and ego.

The world rejoiced the day your presidency ended. Go away, go far away.
From: PeterWednesday, January 28, 2009 3:31:36PM
Goodbye to the evil one, may he rot in hell if there is such a place.... it was ment for him
From: Miss Texas (Uhhh, California)Tuesday, January 27, 2009 3:34:59PM
Bye now Mr. Shitfuck. You are leaving a big Shitstain behind you though, aren't you?
From: Jeff Shad (Tucson, AZ) http://www.youtube.com/user/ArtisticGuitaristMonday, January 26, 2009 1:39:58PM
Please listen to this song I wrote - Shitfuck is a monkey.
It's a tribute to Shitfuck. Thank you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOEGbsb1kEY

From: MonicaMonday, January 26, 2009 1:31:15PM
Bye bye shitfuck... and thanks for fucking up the American economy and then leading the worldwide economy to a downfall. I'm not even American and I'm THRILLED you're gone.
From: KarlMonday, January 26, 2009 12:54:46PM
I think clinton was the worst shitfuck,if it wasn't for Shitfuck we would've had more terrorist attacks in the US.
From: Matt (Kingwood, Tx)Monday, January 26, 2009 12:11:44PM
Dear Shitfuck,
FUCK YOU! The Constitution is just a God-Damed piece of paper? Somebody should drag your goofy smirking ass out behind the shit shack and beat you with a rubber hose. My Bill of Rights is shredded, my economy is bombed, I have friends coming back from YOUR war with no fucking arms, and what are you doing? You say that this would be a lot easier if this was a dictatorship, so long as you're the dictator of course. I tell you what, the assfuck of an administration that you had has led to one thing - BARACK OBAMA! For that ALONE, you need to be horsewhippped. The glorious job you did in advancing the purposeful destruction of my beloved Nation has caused the sheeple to turn 180 degrees and elect a fucking Kenyan Communist. So I say once again Shitfuck, FUCK YOU!
From: StrewthMonday, January 26, 2009 10:34:23AM
Dear Shitfuck,

If ignorance is bliss, then you must be really pleased with yourself. As you rolled around in your truck on your ranch in Crawford, happily unaware of the storm growing all around you, the world's opinions of you soured due to your laziness, ignorance, ineptitude, and ethical bankruptcy. Even the cowboy-fascinated French turned their backs on us, because of you. As our economy crumbled and the safety nets previously installed within the system did not catch the victims of our economy's destruction. As the soaring gas prices padded your pockets, Oilman, there were people starving, and all you did was cut brush at the ranch and seemingly use all of your power to make it worse while telling everyone you were making it better. When Katrina demolished New Orleans, you did not watch with the rest of us as the storm made landfall. It was on every news channel. WHERE WERE YOU, when PEOPLE WERE DYING? And where will you be when your own diplomatic missteps ensure that they keep dying for years? Will you care? Will there be a quiet moment in Crawford, when you are alone, and sudden self-reflection seizes you... will there be a time when you look down deep at what you have done, and will you finally feel regret for the amount of sorrow and suffering you have brought down upon the world and, worst of all, your fellow countrymen? Or will you remain, forever asleep and Clueless in Crawford, with not a bit of pain for what has been a disastrous time in the history of the United States of America?

Sincerely yours,
THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD.
From: GreatUnspoken (Chicago)Monday, January 26, 2009 7:42:17AM
The greatest pleasure I will derive from the upcoming Obama presidential term is watching Barack and his administration dissemble your chimpanzee-ignorant, anti-intellectual, reason-phobic policies on everything from medical research to reproductive freedom to foreign policy.

You were the worst, and if those of us who survived you have anything to say about it, history will not deny you that crown of shit.

Get the fuck out.
From: John (Missouri)Monday, January 26, 2009 11:24:20AM
Really? We haven't been attacked since Pearl Harbor or the Revolutionary War? This post is full of morons, with Sam holding fast in the number one spot. There is so much misinformation it would take hours to write about. But I'll give you all something easy to find.

The Shitfuck administration went to the Senate about Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac back in 2001. There are videos on YouTube of Alan Greenspan from 2003 warning everyone about these companies. And then there is the video of you all's precious Barney Frank saying that these companies are functioning exactly as they are supposed to. Get educated.



You're hatred disgusts me...
From: Happer CraphoundMonday, January 26, 2009 8:36:42AM
Good riddance to your demented face and your tiny little hands, you freak. Now go to your "ranch" and stick some brush up your ass.
From: Travis (Pennsylvania) http://www.fpbclan.comMonday, January 26, 2009 6:54:53AM
Goodbye Shitfuck, Hello Obama. :)
From: Nick (Michigan)Monday, January 26, 2009 6:19:32AM
Oh Shitfuck, I feel like if we'd met in a different way, we might have been good friends. Like if you were the slightly challenged fast food cashier, the trust fund baby who always bought rounds at the bar, or the lovable alcoholic vagrant who lived under my porch. However, given our history, I must say, good riddance to fecal associated fornication in the Whitehouse. May you enjoy the obscurity you so richly deserve.

From: Jill (Arizona)Monday, January 26, 2009 5:04:00PM
Farewell to the president who holds the distinction of doing more damage to our economy than any president in history. Someone explain to me how he was elected not once, but twice...I just don't get it.
From: guy & cindySunday, January 25, 2009 4:07:29PM
Barack is a better person than I. Whereas he waved goodbye at the departing helicopter, I would have chucked mounds of monkey shit at it. Most nightmares end when you awake. This one will continue for years. May our fellow citizens, our planetmates around the world, the plants of the forest, and the beasts of the earth, all forgive us.
From: Aaron (Detroit)Sunday, January 25, 2009 3:32:44PM
Well here it goes, good bye Dub, it was an interesting ride and when I say interesting I mean kinda fucked up. Good Bye Dub and have a good time in Texas and remember that citizens in Texas can drive around with guns in their cars legally : )
From: Kyriel (South Carolina)Sunday, January 25, 2009 1:12:38PM
"Good-bye" is far too polite a sign-off for this arrogant, idiotic, racist, classist, homophobic, warmongering pinhead. However, "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, good-bye" works pretty well; as does, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."

Good riddance, Shitfuck. You will definitely NOT be missed.
From: Beoran (Houston, TX)Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:41:40AM
Sorry, meant to type YELLOW Tooth Toad. Too early in the morning ;P
From: Beoran (Houston TX)Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:40:09AM
Good bye Tellow Tooth Toad! Who is the king of shit tards. Go back to Crawford and your plow. Back to the old tawny owl in the woods, which you will probably shoot down. Oh I hope the world can recover, from the Yellow Tooth Toad!
From: tommySunday, January 25, 2009 10:11:34AM
I cannot for the world figure out how any normal American with a brain can give a moron like we had for a president that called himself "the decider" and "your commander in chief", credit for them feeling safe based simply on no other "911's" on his "watch". Here's the facts of his "watch". He allowed the first 911 by ignoring the warning signs, but yu give him credit for no planes hitting another big building since? 911's are happening all around you dumbasses. Over 4000 moms and dads with dead children sent to their graves based on lies and intentional deception caused by this moron. Americans losing jobs and businesses closing faster than ever before caused by this moron and his "watch". Good, hardworking Americans losing 40% of their life savings on his "watch". Much of the world turning against this great country because of his moronic decisions on his "watch". We are a nation of torture due to his decisions while on his "watch". And I'm only mentioning the tip of his fuckups. If you and the fear he instilled in you is your basis for not seeing him as a "shitfuck", at minimum, while on his 8 year "watch" ONLY because no more planes hit a building, you are as blind as the moron you are supporting. Sorry, but I CANNOT give this guy credit for anything positive. Seeing him dance, smirk(sickening), ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE, while our kids die in a war he created absolutely makes me want to see him hang. I worry now that because I wrote words in emails describing my moronic president as THE PROBLEM in America, I might have, due to his elimination of my rights, been imprisoned without a right to trial. WE MUST fix his fuckups fast to restore anything left to our great, free country, and penalize him acording to law for what he did.
From: Patrick (Dayton, Ohio)Sunday, January 25, 2009 8:27:22AM
I don't care if he was the president. Respect has to be earned.
From: PMcCSunday, January 25, 2009 7:37:11AM
its nice to see some people are paying attention.

have we had a terriost attack on us soil since 9/11?

weather or not u agree with his policies or his personality he kept our country safe in a post 9/11 world.

its amazing how much peoples hatred fogs the fact that clinton knew about bin laden as well and chose not to do anything about it.

but because it happened during bushs presidency its 100% his fault.

interesting.

but people arent up in arms about the fact obama wants to close prisons not on american soil with detainees that could be dangerous terroists....and bring them to us prisons?

its funny i think every poltical person in the us should say that if he wants to bring them to the us....he should house them in prisons in his election district or where his house is chicago is. because no one in thier right mind would want people like that in their neighborhood jails.

but people are hear ripping appart Shitfuck for being the worst president yet within a week or his 1st term obama wants to bring the same terriosts who may have been involved somehow on past terriost attacks to us soil.......hm. interesting.

so i guess it will also get lost that he signed documents before he left office that we would be out of iraq and let there security force take over in 2011, that means obama will get credited with that.

as well as federal minimum wage is going up this year..... because of Shitfuck. but obama will get credit because it will happen during his presidency.

i think everyone needs to take a step back.

i do not claim that Shitfuck was a great president not even above average. i didnt vote for him. but the attacks here on him and uninformed and ridiculous. stop listening to what the media tells u cause there is so much more that u dont ever hear about.....the way they got obama elected with biased coverage is exactly my point.

think for ur selves people, dont just follow the crowd or what your told.
From: anonymousSunday, January 25, 2009 6:51:24AM
BTW, some of you are complete idiots with your comments that have no basis in truth. If you hate him and his policies use the truth not bs.
From: anonymousSunday, January 25, 2009 6:48:42AM
It's one thing to not like his policies, but it's quite another when you deface and show complete disrespect to the Presidency. It's done get over it. He didn't do the damage you think he did. Yes he's most definitely not our best President, but the worst? Not quite. We haven't been attacked since 9/11. So called illegal wire tapping was shown to be legal by the Supreme court. He had nothing to do with Katrina. The feds did what they were supposed to. The New Orleans gov't screwed up. You people with the Shitfuck derangement syndrome, get some therapy.
From: Tommy Hawk (Florida)Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:09:56PM
No more moron...no more moron..no more moron. What about your phony cowboy ranch? No more need to bullshit the trailer trash now that you can't be elected again huh? Your mom should have praticed safe sex..it would have saved thousands of lives. Adios fuckhead.
From: Fred Mertz (Garbonzobean)Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:07:05PM
what are you going to do with Cheney pulling your puppet strings now you little turd. The whole world says "thanks for nothing shithead"
From: Bonehead (The Formerly great USA)Sunday, January 25, 2009 4:33:43PM
Good riddance to the most incompetent worthless piece of shit ever to occupy the White House. You're just a pathetic fratboy asshole that fucked this country up. Eat shit and die fuckstick.And your little dog Chainbag too.They should put the cover of My Pet Goat on your gravestone.
From: Sheik JaboutiSunday, January 25, 2009 2:51:18PM
Hope to see your ass in the Hague, you stupid arrogant little fucktard.
From: chris (greenworld)Sunday, January 25, 2009 12:46:36PM
Forgive him,
for he knoweth,
not,
what he does.
From: Damian (Detroit, MI)Sunday, January 25, 2009 12:35:30PM
Fuck off and die Chimpy....you fucking fucktarded fuckwadded, fuckheaded, fuckfaced, fucker!!!
From: Mighty Gorg (California) www.bushandcheneysuck.comSunday, January 25, 2009 12:10:12PM
Your 8 year nightmare is finally over... You stoled the election in 2000... You left us with two wars and an economy in shambles... You and Cheney should be tried and convicted of war crimes... You are a spoiled rotten smirking little twerp with a vast empty space located between your ears... You are no better than pond scum... You are by far the worst president ever.
Somewhere in Texas a village has their idiot back.
From: Damian (Detroit, MI)Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:59:51AM
Fuck off and die Chimpy....you fucking fucktarded fuckwadded, fuckheaded, fuckfaced, fucker!!!
From: Little Did I knowSunday, January 25, 2009 11:24:57AM
I remember joking in 8th grade with other students about the planes supposedly hitting the twin towers in New York. I used pencils and joked with a domino effect-- our school didn't allow the TVs to be put on so we didn't know until we got home. I live 10 miles away from the Pentagon in Virginia, and at times my father would work there. I remember getting chills as I went outside for a minute to hear many sirens in the far distance, unsure what was happening.

When I got home I sat in front of the television for three days straight trying to comprehend the why. My father wasn't at the Pentagon, but at his government job the stress resulted in him having a heart attack that has left him hindered for the rest of his life. My family has been in decline since.

So there you were, President Shitfuck, in your one time of glory supposedly helping bring a nation together on the grounds of the fallen in New York. In a time of such despair you gave me hope. It would be the only time I felt as such with you as President.

Soon we were at war and soon after at war in yet another country in a far off land. As I grew up and began to understand what government and politics are, I began to see just how fucked up your policies were and how they were disenfranchising not only a nation but a world. Just thinking about how for a brief time the world was in solitude with us and felt our pain brings strong emotions that I would experience years later when a crazed student killed 32 fellow students at my school.

President Shitfuck, through your leadership we lost what America is. We lost hope, we lost our true pride, and we became gravely divided. We've had so many opportunities of cooperation with the world that have been lost because of you. Because of you it may be too late to face the reality of climate change and ultimately may make you responsible for the consequences.

I was a serious heartbeat away from moving out of the country with the possibility of your policies being continued in a new administration. Instead I'm proud to be an American again.

Goodbye Shitfuck-- if there is anything I can thank you for it is that I now know why terrorists want to kill Americans.

From: Nico (U. S. Merchant Marine)Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:14:01AM
Up yours pi-dog. You and your thieving plutocrat cronies have cost us all dignity and money in one fell swoop. You are a degenerate. Eat shit and gag. The only thing sadder than how poor a job you did running our country, is that the party of which you are a part has engineered a reduction in education over the last 30-40 years that allowed you to get elected TWICE.
From: FatDave (Iowa) http://www.bileduct.com/blog/Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:09:42AM
One day I will dance on your grave.
From: kaiagg (Dallas, TX)Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:08:11AM
fuckin douchebag
From: MadUkeSunday, January 25, 2009 8:53:28AM
Congratulations Former President Shitfuck on a job well done. You have achieved all the goals of your base! You have

1) strangled the US government in a bathtub, rendering it bankrupt and therefore unable to pay to enforce regulations that opposed big business.
2) encouraged a 'borrow and spend' mentality that pervaded not only your administration and the legislative branch, but also the entire population (through continuous encouragement), such that people borrowed even the equity in their homes. Then, doing nothing to counter high gas prices so that all that equity and (illusory) wealth could be sucked out of this country and into Saudi and Chinese hands, where it belongs.
3) you deregulated and deregulated to make such excessive and unsecured loans possible
4) you stiffened bankrupty laws so as to make it easier for corporations to take from individuals and render them bankrupt.
5) you continued tax structures that favored corporate outsourcing of manufacturing jobs, so that the US would be a 'service' (aka: slave) economy that holds no actual value other than servicing the whims of the wealthy. This also, by the way, means that any 'stimulus package' given to increase spending on goods will immediately be felt in China, where all those goods are coming from, and not here, where the jobs to make them are not.
6) blackmailing congress into allowing bankers to loot the treasury so as to artificially inflate the collapsing stock market long enough for the big players to continue to get out without that exodus in itself dropping the stock values to their true value of zero, by threatening them with declarations of martial law after the rioting that would ensue if all banking simply shut down in a tantrum claiming insolvency.
7) and thusly you succeeded in your ultimate goal, which was to RECREATE FEUDALISM in the 21st century with you and your friends as the nobles and kings.


Kudos to you. Now that you're out of the White House spotlight I'm sure you and Bandar can fuck each others brains out (figuratively speaking, as you don't have a brain, really--I suppose your successes above should really be credited to Dickwad Cheney) with the abandon of old times. Maybe better than old times, now that Viagra's been invented.

Sad that you'll never see this site, in the post-presidential bubble. Mainstream media will never mention it no matter how big it gets on the web, due to the language used.
From: Dakota (California)Sunday, January 25, 2009 7:20:28AM
Oh, wow. The things my fifteen-year-old self can say. I remember watching the news, age seven, and listening to how you won the election. I remember my parents being so angry, and so upset. I couldn't understand why Clinton was gone, but I just knew that he was. A seven-year-old doesn't comprehend much about politics.

At age eleven, to my own disappointment, I watched you get re-elected. That was one of the worst feelings I'd ever had in the world, and one I'll not soon forget. I had already learned to hate you. Yes, George, you fueled an EIGHT-YEAR-OLD to watch the news, just to laugh at you.

Over the years, I'd found hateful and supportive messages towards you, but far more were hateful. I respect you for the fact that you ran a country and we're not ALL dead. But, we're still pretty fucked.

As a queer teen, a lesbian, I learned quickly, thanks to you, that the government is not fit to serve anyone out of the Christian/Catholic stereotype. Thanks for fucking up my innocence. Thanks for fucking up my life. Thanks for fucking up my happiness. Thanks for wasting over half of my life so far. You look like a monkey. Farewell, douche bag.

Yes, I'm angry. Live with it. I've lived with your idiocy and ignorance for the majority of my years. Now you shall face MY ignorance, and my lack of caring for your feelings.
From: Katie B. (Cincinnati,Ohio) political views,yahooSunday, January 25, 2009 5:27:01PM
I just have one thing to bring up.If we all remember back in 03,didnt Mr.Former[Thank God]S.F. go around to all these different churches packed with a bible to his side asking for church members to vote for him,that he was still going to take away a womans right and he still didnt get it done? Well,I just wonder where his bible is today? I had mine in 03 and I still have it in 09 and we women still have our rights. Besides,men shouldnt even involve themselves into out private business as this is something that will never happen to them,am I right????? Oh,It was republican court judges that allowed the Roe vs.Wade thing too.Only 1 judge voted against it and he was a democrat.Hmmmm,go figure???? Talk about moral issues????????????

Katie B.
From: BaritoneWoman (New York)Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:16:42PM
Re "The I-95 Song"
Author: Fred "August" Campbell and The Spur Of The Moment Band

BTW,
It's FORMER President Shitfuck, now, thank goodness!!

From: BaritoneWoman (New York)Saturday, January 24, 2009 3:54:04PM
I dedicate this song to President Shitfuck: ("The I-95 Song")

Were you born an ass-hole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine,
'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E, and don't you try to blame it on me,
you deserve all the credit,
you're an ass-hole tonight.

You were an ass-hole yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight,
and I've got a feeling,
you'll be an ass-hole the rest of your life.

And I was talking to your mother, just the other night,
I told her I thought you were an ass-hole,
she said "yes, I think you're right".

And all your friends are ass-holes, 'cause you've known them your whole life,
and somebody told me,
you've got an ass-hole for a wife.

Were you born an ass-hole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine,
'cause you're an ass. . .hole tonight

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