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Q: Why does this site exist?
A: I built this site for several reasons. The first and foremost is because Shitfuck is our worst President and there is a need to document this while primary sources are still readily available. In addition, at the very end of his Presidency Shitfuck began to start a revisionist history of his Administration, downplaying failures and claiming victories where there were none. There needs to be a forceful counter-effort to Shitfuck's revisions, which will be aided and abetted by the right wing media.

Q: Why didn't you build this site before, after all Shitfuck has sucked for a very long time?
A: This is a good question, it did not occur to me to build the site until now for one thing. The hard press of revision attempts was definitely a motivator, as was trying to get the site on the Internet during Shitfuck's first term. While I often spoke out to all who would listen regarding the incompetence of Shitfuck, I do regret not making a more formal effort until now. Still, that is no reason not to make the case against Shitfuck now.

Q: Why such foul language? Couldn't you call him something besides Shitfuck?
A: I feel strongly that the opposition to Shitfuck has used very weak language in its arguments and reasoning. For example, saying Shitfuck "misled" instead of "lied". You are on the Internet and can see much worse language and content with a few mouse clicks. This website is about telling the truth in unmistakable terms. I call him Shitfuck because that is what he is. It is one of the most accurate ways to describe him. The same goes for the rest of the language on this site, it is accurate.

Q: I thought Shitfuck was a big hero after 9/11, why don't you talk about that too?
A: I have no interest in making a case for Shitfuck. The positive things that have been said about him are largely myths. For example, on 9/11, he sat reading to schoolchildren even after he knew we were under attack. He went and had birthday cake with John McCain, even after Katrina had flooded New Orleans. The myth about Shitfuck is obliterated by the facts about Shitfuck, and I am much more interested in fact than in myth.

Q: I saw an error on your website! What are you going to do about it?
A: I strive for factual accuracy and will correct any factual errors. Please make note in the comments section or email me if you see a factual error. If you have an editorial disagreement, please post it in the comments section or email me also, but note I will not necessarily change the content of this site based on a difference of opinion.

Please contact me at any time regarding the content of this website. Additional questions and answers will be added to the FAQ as the are asked and answered.
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From: Monica (New York)Thursday, February 5, 2009 4:33:46PM
you may not like the president. but at least give him some respect. half the country voted for him just like half the country voted for john mccain. you know, others feel just as strongly about obama, but they will still RESPECT the president.
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From: Jason (Maine)Wednesday, January 28, 2009 10:19:14AM
The only thing Shitfuck did right was not preemptively pardon Dick and other cronies before he left. Now we can only hope people will investigate the bullshit of the Shitfuck administration and restore the Constitution.
From: kev (site administrator)Monday, January 26, 2009 7:23:36AM
Cronies: yes, I agree, those pages need work. Soon! For real.
From: kev (site administrator)Monday, January 26, 2009 7:23:03AM
thordoom: things he did RIGHT? HA HA HA Fuck you. He did nothing right. He never has. Are you serious, with that shit?
From: StormcrowSunday, January 25, 2009 10:16:43AM
Two more cronies:

* Tommy Thompson: Health and Human Services Secretary under Shitfuck. Knew nothing about any of it. A complete crony. Most notable accomplishment: Appointment of Julie Gerberding to direct the CDC.

* Julie Gerberding: Director of the CDC from 7/3/2002 until she "resigned" (i.e., Barack Obama told her to get her incompetent ass the hell out of CDC), effective 01/20/2009.

She singlehandedly wrecked the Centers for Disease Control in less than 7 years. If you've seen the exodus that results when a catastrophically bad manager is appointed to run a bunch of techies, you'll know what I'm talking about first hand. If you haven't, I promise you that it's beyond anything you can imagine.

When bird flu finally comes calling, and we're burying the dead in mass graves with bulldozers, be sure to remember Julie Gerberding, who helped to bring about this happy state of affairs.
From: thordoomSunday, January 25, 2009 7:49:04AM
You are the shitfuck.....If it were not for shitfucks like you spewwing the asscrap shit and not talking about the things he did right. get another mouthful asswipe
From: Paul (UK)Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:06:53PM
Take a look at for more cronies and other info that you might find a use for.

From: Debdot (NJ)Saturday, January 24, 2009 9:54:50AM
Great site! I needed this today.

May I introduce a companion word to incorporate into your site: Clusterfuck


Obama just restored funding to international groups who support reproductive freedoms for women - including abortion. I marched on Washington in freaking 1986 for this issue. Shitfuck and his Fundies still force fed us this bullshit. So yeah, he sucked big time. Also try having lived as gay/lesbian during his reign. Ugh..

From: kev (site administrator)Friday, January 23, 2009 11:05:26AM
But he WAS the worst by far. Wall to wall failure! When you make people wistful for Dick Nixon, that's when you know you are the worst. He made NIXON look good!
From: Mike M (east coast)Friday, January 23, 2009 10:37:01AM
Shitfuck wasnt the greatest president but if you have done your research, you would find out that he is not the worst by far.
From: JBL (Maine)Friday, January 23, 2009 9:40:00AM
baconslab, you make an excellent point. We mustn't be so negative. There is a long list of ghastly things that did not happen on the shrub's watch.

Not only are we not dead from flesh-eating bacteria, there were no man-serving alien invasions, bubonic plague did not decimate the population, the Big One didn't hit California, the Yellowstone caldera didn't erupt, and computers didn't mistakenly launch the world's stores of nuclear weapons.

From: JBL (Maine)Friday, January 23, 2009 8:23:37AM
"Pat McCandless" opined on Friday, January 23, 2009 @ 6:19:43AM:
"[Bush] had no control over 9/11 ..."

Pat, perhaps if Shitfuck and his aides had taken the warnings and signs just a bit more seriously (as opposed to telling deliverers of such warnings "Okay, you've covered your ass now" before dismissing them), there is an excellent possibility that 9/11 might not have even happened.

But regardless, he still would have tried to march us into Iraq, as such an invasion was one of the prime methods the Project for the New American Century (consisting of Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld, et al.) had identified for implementing their global strategy.

From: JBL (Maine)Friday, January 23, 2009 8:02:06AM
If only Bill Kristol would follow the rest of his fascist PNAC cronies into the sunset.
From: JBL in Maine (Maine)Friday, January 23, 2009 7:59:29AM
"Pat" posted the following bit o'propaganda on Thursday, January 22, 2009 @ 2:37:11PM:

"Why don't you mention the 1.2 million pounds of yellowcake uranium extracted from Iraq. And how the president endured repeated ridicule all while during his country a great duty by not publicizing the extracted to deter terrorists from seizing it? You are a brainwashed idiot."

Um, Pat, two things about that yellowcake:

1. It was not weapons grade.
2. It was not hidden. It was stored legally, and the UN and the IAEA knew all about it.

From: Tom (Orlando)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:07:21AM
You neglected to mention the politically motivated firings of Federal Attorneys, Scooter Libby, and the Valerie Plame spygate scandal. (I'm WAY too tired of hearing "Weapon of Mass Destruction" to mention them.)
From: kev (site administrator)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:47:08AM
Pat I agree with you on a couple counts:

1. It's easy to sit back and criticize him
2. He did the best job he could.

To rebut a couple things, number one, 9/11: He went on vacation after and read a book about a goat during the tragedy. He should have done more. Number two, Katrina, he did nothing. He ate that cake. He should have done more. But in both cases he did nothing. It's not about "pleasing everybody", it's about "not fucking up completely while acting like a smug asshole know it all dumbfuck".

As for the Presidency, for one I won't be old enough until 2012, and for two I will be voting for President Obama, who has done more in 2 days to help this country than Shitfuck did in 8 years.
From: Pat McCandlessFriday, January 23, 2009 6:19:43AM
read the wallstreet journal today your morons, Shitfuck was not a bad president. Its easy sit back and criticize him because SOME things did not run smoothly during his administration. He had no control over 9/11 occuring 8 months after being sworn in, not could he have prevented katrina. The truth is he faced some of the hardest circumstances any president has seen in half a century. If you're so fucking wise Kev, why don't you run for president. Maybe then you will have some idea what you're talking about. You can not please everybody, and clearly there are idiots out there than don't understand that. He did the best job he could given the hardships we all had to endure.
From: Deb (Pluto)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:01:04AM
This is brilliant!!!! I must say I will miss the buffoonery that the village idiot entertained us with - without even trying. Maybe he'll move back into the Frat House.
From: baconslabThursday, January 22, 2009 3:20:22PM
Typically you don't give Shitfuck any credit for the thousands of horrible things that didn't happen on his watch. For instance, lots of young people didn't die in Iraq. We're not all dead from flesh eating bacteria and most of us have at least one credit card that isn't maxed out.

Give the guy some credit.

To hear you rant, you'd think that the guy had so poisoned the name of Jesus Christ that most intelligent people want to puke when thry hear it.

From: PatThursday, January 22, 2009 2:37:11PM
why don't you mention the 1.2 million pounds of yellowcake uranium extracted from Iraq. And how the president endured repeated ridicule all while during his country a great duty by not publicizing the extracted to deter terrorists from seizing it? You are a brainwashed idiot. I am sorry. You will probably make a site in 4/8 years about the "shitfuck" Obama. And are you seriously putting the blaim of the economy on President Bush? If so, you truly are a moron. I would love to hear back from you.
From: Pay (Virginia)Thursday, January 22, 2009 9:33:23AM
@ Etinzon -
Yes, a fair percentage of the American electorate are morons, but we shouldn't all be painted with the same brush.

The one good thing about Shitfuck, I suppose, is that we wouldn't have elected Barack so soon had he not failed at life so miserably.
From: etinzon (France)Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:22:45PM

S...F... was already a very bad president 4 years ago , how do you explain he was reelected ? Are Americans morons?


From: Jonathan (California)Thursday, January 22, 2009 12:59:43PM
As it turns out, he did a really bad job.
From: Andrew (Everett, WA)Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:30:10AM
@Beth A grammatical error, misuse of a word and a narrative shift in a statement in which you intend impugn the intelligence of someone making statements with which you disagree is delightfully ironic.
From: cynthia (seattle)Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:41:06AM
When you have time you need to put up content and links for the "cronies". It is very important for people to know exactly what they did and did not do and their criminal activities. I like the whole idea of your site, we all know Shitfuck is exactly what you call him...and the name of the site will probably get a lot of hits....especially with the young. But maybe you want more credibility and should put up a parallel site under another domain name.

just a suggestion...thanks for your effort. I hope we bring them to Justice most of them have committed grave crimes against humanity. It is good to laugh, butLater may end up being better for me/us. we can not turn our backs on their crimes.
From: kev (site administrator)Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:30:43AM
Thanks Matthew, I just have to add that the constant use of Shitfuck IS my message! Let that be the name by which he is known, because that is the name which he has earned.
From: Matthew (Florida)Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:15:10AM
I like the website, and love your message, but i think the constant usage of shitfuck is taking away from your message. great job otherwise.
From: kev (site administrator)Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:09:06AM
How could I have forgotten the comb-sucking, bottom-feeding Wolfowitz? Thanks Kevin. Beth, I will accept being a jerk. But you need to accept Shitfuck is a shitfuck.
From: KevinTuesday, January 20, 2009 3:03:33PM
Please, put Paul Wolfowitz in the crony group

And, Beth, with all due respect, sometimes the truth hurts. Hopefully, you do not have a fetish for failure, incompetence, lies, or the seven deadly sins (profanity is not one of them) although greed, pride, and wrath are on the list...all three of which are evident in Shitfuck and Cheny through their words and actions...

Thankfully free speech remains a pillar of freedom guaranteed in the Constitution. Freedom for you to disagree with and even find repugnant the speech of others as well as to express yourself...or not.

What a wonderful country we live in despite the last eight years.
From: Beth (missouri)Tuesday, January 20, 2009 2:39:35PM are not a genius. You are just incapable of expressing you're views intelligently. You obviously have a fetish for profanity. What a jerk.
From: Kathy (PA)Tuesday, January 20, 2009 9:25:44AM
My hat is off to you. Amazing site. You're a genius.
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