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Say Goodbye To Shitfuck
Here is your chance to say goodbye to Shitfuck in your own words. Please feel free to explain why he was such a terrible President and why you are glad to see him go.
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From: andie (N.C.)Friday, January 23, 2009 7:24:25AM
Goodbye dickhead,
The night Obama was elected a feeling of peace came over me as I drifted off to sleep. I didn't realize how stressed out I had become over the past 8 years of your leadership until I had something to contrast it with.
Now go away.
From: Armed Forces member (America)Friday, January 23, 2009 4:49:49PM
First off I would like to say Fuck you shit fuck! You do not deserve capital letters at the beginning of your name, you stupid mother fucker. You have wreaked havoc on our country and destroyed the world's view of the USA. By far you are biggest piece of shit in the world. I would take Hitler over you because Hitler was not trying to outdo his father you jackass. Your father was a saint compared to you, you tiny dick, pea size brain of a fucking president. It hurts to call you our former president. Again you don't deserve a capital letter for the title president and your name shit fuck. I hope you burn in hell you self righteous cock sucker. Good riddance to you and all your blood lusting cronies. The devil will piss on you fuck head. Hope you die a horrible painful death asshole!
From: ONoBillyFriday, January 23, 2009 4:41:50PM
Repeat after me--

NU CLE AR!

Nuclear.
From: Atron (CA)Friday, January 23, 2009 1:41:04PM
Dear SF,
Your utterly complete display of idiocy was nothing short of Brilliant. Because of you, the American People were duped into thinking that your administration was too incompetent to perpetrate the diabolical crimes that it did. Had your Reptilian Overlords chosen anyone else as their puppet, the entire freak show would have been revealed. But thanks to your inability to mutter a single sentence without insulting the intelligence of a five year old, we all stopped listening, and most of us stopped reading the news altogether - for 8 years straight. Aside from not really remembering what happened for the first part of the millennium, my only regret is that journalists won't have clearance to that very special place in Hell that's reserved just for you. I guess we'll just have to imagine you squirming as they hook electrodes to your balls and water-board you for eternity.
From: Josh (Florida)Friday, January 23, 2009 11:25:55AM
The closest that words can come to the way I feel about your presidency is that I would rather shoot myself in the face, in an area that i may possibly have to live afterward, but as a fucking vegetable in a hospital, than have to admit that I considered you my leader. Hell, the only place you led us was down the crapper, and possibly 8 years in the complete opposite direction that we should've been going. Well that's all I had to say. I'm going to go pray that my country survives this recession that you have caused, and ask God to make your nights sleepless and miserable.

Fuck you very much.
From: Tristan (Vermont)Friday, January 23, 2009 9:58:55AM
Dear Shitfuck,

I am so terribly sorry for your situation. You really didn't understand all the big words, ideas, and concepts that passed by your office, or vacation home, on a daily basis, did you? You were just a patsy to all the people you thought were friends, who'd help you lead righteously. Even God/Jesus lead you astray, for after all, wasn't it God who told you to invade?

You just couldn't catch a break, and you are just too cognitively delayed to have known any better. I'm sorry you had to live through a bad economy while you were in office. That's really unfortunate luck. It's like showing up to a party just when it's ending, only, you didn't know that the party was ending because you showed up.

I hope you aren't too badly hurt by all the mean people who hate you. It wasn't your fault, you're just an ordinary guy with a really low IQ, a mind and body ravaged by alcoholism and cocaine abuse, and the inability to see that you are married to a zombie.

Best of Luck,
-Tristan
From: Arielle (Philadelphia, PA)Friday, January 23, 2009 9:37:41AM
Fuck you Shitfuck. Good Fucking Riddance. Goodbye, you racist, homophobic, woman hating, delusional peace of shit. Goodbye, you fucking asshole. In 8 years you ran a great country into the god damned ground. Great accomplishment. Goodbye, you fucking coke head drunk. Thank you for all the lives wasted in your meaningless war. Thank you for saying that my religion doesn't count (Wicca) Thank you for turning a great surplus into a massive debt. Thank you for making things harder for my family. Thank you for giving money over for "Abstinence-only" education, causing our teen pregnancy rates to rise. Thank you for excluding gay people. Thank you for being a dumb fuck. Thank the Gods you are gone. You are worthless. I hope you lose sleep over this for the rest of your life, even though I doubt you will. You never gave a shit about the American people. You only cared about your god damn cronies, and your ranch. FUCK YOU DIPSHIT!
From: timmy the dying boyFriday, January 23, 2009 8:47:28AM
Good bloody riddance, Shitfuck. We can only hope the world can survive the damage you've inflicted.
From: Kim (Tennessee)Friday, January 23, 2009 8:45:22AM
Hey Dry Drunk Shitfuck,

Why don't you gather up your little band of racist, fake, backwoods, ignorant ass followers and succeed from the United States and go straight to hell. That's where you tried to take the rest of America. Lord, forgive me, but take your shitfuck ass and take your George Washington looking evil hag of a momma straight to HELL!!!!!!!!!!
From: Teajunkie (Paducah, Kentucky) http://teajunkie.stumbleupon.comFriday, January 23, 2009 8:41:19AM
Goodbye Shitfuck! I only wish that when you left the white house for the last time that instead of you going home to hide in all your shame, that us Americans could have turned you over to the Iraqi people and let them give you the comuppance that you deserve. You deserve your head on a stick and your body to be dragged through the streets of Iraq!
From: Sal HepaticaFriday, January 23, 2009 8:05:09AM
No more being embarrassed by your insipid & busted soul.
No more wondering when you would dismantle Congress and become Uberhoncho.
No more needing David Letterman's Great Moments in Presidential Speeches to go to
sleep at night.
No more war-is-peace logic as a tale told by an idiot.
No more Cheney being the dummy to ventriloquist.
No more lies.
No more you, shitfuck
From: CoreyFriday, January 23, 2009 8:02:22AM
No explanation necessary. His presidency has spoken for itself.
From: Tony HuntFriday, January 23, 2009 7:54:29AM
Where do you start with this fuckhead? He is an embarrassment to America and humanity. This fucking douche should be in prison. The only silver lining is that he is such a totally useless flaming bag of dog shit that he won't earn much on the speaking circuit. It helps to have ideas and know how to give a speech without a teleprompter when you're on the circuit.

Fuck, even post-watergate Nixon was better than this fucking retard.

From: Robert (Fort Bragg) http://Yournotworthy@fu.nc.comFriday, January 23, 2009 7:46:05AM
Hey Chessie...Dont smear it...Remember shit splatters and you might get an infection in the cunt. besides that is it worth it? Honestly...just kick the headstone. My mess up a perfectly good cunt?
From: chessieFriday, January 23, 2009 7:39:05AM
Goodbye Shitfuck. You won't be missed. When you die, I will come smear my cunt on your headstone. I think there will be a line.
From: True Blue (IL)Friday, January 23, 2009 7:23:33AM
watched that helicopter until it was no longer a spot in the sky. thanks for worse than nothing you son of a bitch. please stay at your ranch while the real americans clean up the real big mess you made.
From: MargotFriday, January 23, 2009 7:22:31AM
Dear Dubya,

Because of you, I moved to Canada. And whenever I slip on an icy, uncleaned sidewalk, know that I hold YOU accountable.

I'm a little more forgiving when it comes to your administration... while some of its failures came about because you were an inept idiot surrounded by cronies who didn't want to tell you anything about the world outside your monkey-shaped bubble, others came about because you were spineless douche who couldn't stand up to Darth Cheney. In short, you've spent the past eight years deluding yourself or cowering in the Oval Office with your tail between your legs.

And as a New Yorker, I resent the way your party co-opted a tragedy that happened in MY hometown to get the a bunch of flag-waving idiots in bumblefuck towns in the middle of the country to reelect you and to expand executive powers past their Constitutional limits.

Suffice to say, you won't be missed.
From: Atron (CA)Friday, January 23, 2009 7:12:53AM
Dear SF,
Your utterly complete display of idiocy was nothing short of Brilliant. Because of you, the American People were duped into thinking that your administration was too incompetent to perpetrate the diabolical crimes that it did. Had your Reptilian Overlords chosen anyone else as their puppet, the entire freak show would have been revealed. But thanks to your inability to mutter a single sentence without insulting the intelligence of a five year old, we all stopped listening, and most of us stopped reading the news altogether - for 8 years straight. Aside from not really remembering what happened for the first part of the millennium, my only regret is that journalists won't have clearance to that very special place in Hell that's reserved just for you. I guess we'll just have to imagine you squirming as they hook electrodes to your balls and water-board you for eternity.
From: Andy Urban (Whitehouse, Texas) http://androidny.stumbleupon.com/Friday, January 23, 2009 6:56:05AM
Dear Duhbya,

My euphoria over the Inauguration has been tempered by the dismal state of my precious republic you have left it in. However, I feel like President Obama has inherited the Titanic. I can forgive almost half of us voting for you the first time as you touted compassionate conservatism, getting government out of our lives and no nation building. But twice? But what happens? You get the majority of the popular vote! We were the fools as the swallowed the Orwellian rhetoric fed to us from not only Fox Noise but all the other MSM outlets. Anyone who read 1984 could see the blatant Newspeak. You used fear to cower us into capitulating to your cabal's necon PNAC plan. I'm sure you even believed your myopic world view was going to be welcomed with open arms as our courageous troops rolled into Afghanistan and Baghdad that Wal-Marts and Exxon refineries were going to spring up overnight. I knew the mission was doomed as soon as I witnessed the doctors pleading with our troops to stop the looting of their hospitals. You got on your calloused knees and prayed to your imaginary sky daddy who whispered you were the Anointed One. There's a word for your condition: Schizophrenia. So the next time you get one of those voices in your head, let's hope it tells you to to(in a Dead-eye Dick voice) go fuck yourself, you sorry, sad bully. Now that you have left the Constitution stained as you irreverently wiped your punk ass with it, after all, what did you allegedly say, "...it's just a goddamned piece of paper?" You see, though, I was raised by the Golden Rule treat others as I would have them treat me. You seem to have missed that lesson. The genius of our founding fathers forged a nation of laws bounded by the Constitution of the United States of America. Now that it has been given a second chance by a son of an immigrant, who will protect and defend her, my only hope is that we can be rid of your smirk, and see you in an orange jumpsuit as you walk the green mile. It would be but a small consolation for all the damage, dishonor and death you have dealt upon us through your callous ineptness.

Then and only then will it be satisfying to say, goodbye Shitfuck.
From: Skib (Philadelphia, PA)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:37:35AM
You campaigned off a sane foreign policy back in 2000 and subsequently took an 8-year-long shit on everything you said and stood for. You reduced yourself from a position of great power and respect to that of a fucking puppet. A goddamn puppet that became the target for flying footwear. Peace out bitch. Hope to never hear of you again.
From: Skib (Philadelphia, PA)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:34:32AM
You campaigned off a sane foreign policy back in 2000 and subsequently took an 8-year-long shit on everything you said and stood for. You reduced yourself from a position of great power and respect to that of a fucking puppet. A goddamn puppet that became the target for flying footwear. Peace out bitch. Hope to never hear of you again.
From: Nik (Europe)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:31:56AM
I think you did better that Gore or that other guy would have done or lack thereof.
From: True Blue (IL)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:30:53AM
watched that helicopter until it was no longer a spot in the sky. thanks for worse than nothing you son of a bitch. please stay at your ranch while the real americans clean up the real big mess you made.
From: Deb (Pluto)Friday, January 23, 2009 6:03:04AM
What Ian said
From: Ian (Pennsylvania) Friday, January 23, 2009 5:46:26PM
How to sum up? I don't know if there are words that will express it better than "Goodbye shit fuck.", but I would add "And take that idiotic shitfaced grin with you while we fix the colossal assfucking you left us after 8 years of assclowning your way through history."

Goodbye shitfuck. You won't be missed.


From: Ian (Pennsylvania)Friday, January 23, 2009 5:46:26PM
How to sum up? I don't know if there are words that will express it better than "Goodbye shit fuck.", but I would add "And take that idiotic shitfaced grin with you while we fix the colossal assfucking you left us after 8 years of assclowning your way through history."

Goodbye shitfuck. You won't be missed.
From: Connor (San Diego CA)Friday, January 23, 2009 5:33:59PM
Oh George,

The level of your failure really has no measure. As a 13 year old I watched you scam your way into office. At 15 I watched you start a war in our name, with the blood of my generation. At 16 I began my own non-profit organization that focused on counter-recruitment in my highschool. At 17 I was unlawfully detained,harassed and physically attacked at a protest, under clauses from your fucking "patriot" act. At 18 I mourned the loss of two very close friends who died in your fucking idiot war. At 20 I voted for BARACK OBAMA and watched you leave the white house with your fucking tail between your legs. Good fucking riddance.


From: Meg (California, USA)Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:46:41PM
Goodbye Shitfuck. Don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha.
From: Stovepipe HatThursday, January 22, 2009 4:18:39PM
Dear Shitfuck,

For starters, may I call you douchenozzle?

History shall most definitely judge you harshly sir, you and your whole gang of criminal cohorts, you writhing bag of monkey spunk. This fact you may never know because your lack of intellectual curiosity combined with your disdain for reading will not allow you access to that information.

But rest assured, the rest of us along with the next couple of generations will remember you for all the evil you've perpetrated to our country and the world. If only we could forget the lies, the deceits, the wars, Katrina, Abu Ghraib, the economic meltdown, your disbelief in global warming kinda of like you have done.

You said that although we may not agree with them, you made hard choices. You made hard choices alright, choices that will be hard for us and the rest of the world to live with. You have an amazing capacity of blithe ignorance that can only come from someone to whom the outcome of their decisions really don't matter a fuck. Too bad the rest of us have to live in the world you created and now float so disconnected above, you shitbag.

So, please go back to that shithole state of yours and stay the fuck out of the way of the grownups, it's the least you can do.
From: JanetIsDumbThursday, January 22, 2009 3:55:06PM
Oh and go fuck yourself Shitfuck!
From: JanetIsDumbThursday, January 22, 2009 3:34:54PM
Oh and go fuck yourself Shitfuck!
From: Dana (Dover, New Hampshire)Thursday, January 22, 2009 3:34:45PM
Shitfuck,

I think you will go down as one of the greatest presidents ever, right up there with James Buchanan. What? You've never heard of him? You could look it up, if you had and intellectual curiosity. You may or may not be the idiot many make you out to be, but your pigheadedness, selfishness, and ignorance have caused you to act like it, with disastrous consequences. That's all that matters. Goodbye.
From: J.B. (USA)Thursday, January 22, 2009 3:32:01PM
He is now doing what he does best! Shoveling Shit on his daddy's ranch.
From: Nick Rittenhouse (Columbus, Ohio)Thursday, January 22, 2009 2:54:23PM
The goal of 9/11 was not to kill only thousands of American's, but to change our ideals and how the world saw America. It appeared they had failed miserably when our people grew stronger and closer in the days and weeks following the tragedy. Even countries that disagreed with us felt sympathy and wanted to help us in righting this wrong.

HOWEVER MR. SHITFUCK,

Thanks to you and your cronies the terrorists succeeded in ways they could not have imagined. You destroyed the constitution, caused unnecessary fear, spied, lied, killed, tortured, and caused everyone to hate America for going into Iraq without a purpose while taking away resources that could be used in Afghanistan. However, I do realize you were merely a puppet in this whole regime, so you are correct that history might not judge you so harshly.

You truly disgust me.


From: Brett (Concord Ca)Thursday, January 22, 2009 2:36:47PM
GOODBYE SHITFUCK!!!!! All I have to say is when you lied to us about WMD's in Iraq, that's when America should have learned there lesson. But somehow, with that and your ability to look like a complete fucking idiot whenever you talk you still managed to fuck this country up even more... Thank god your gone but it will take a long time and a lot of effort from the new administration just to correct all that you've done wrong.

Goodbye and may history be even more unkind...
From: BoogermanThursday, January 22, 2009 1:40:27PM
Looks like Clinton,Texas finally recalled their village idiot.I am just waiting for the day when this bastard is finally put on trial for the horrendous crimes he has committed.
From: Joshua (Apple Valley, CA)Thursday, January 22, 2009 1:01:58PM
The only thing I am thankful for is you demonstrated the very real loopholes and flaws in our system of Government for 2 centuries American Presidents have respected the law and the office they held. They understood the value of our traditions and acted accordingly (some more so than others) in regard to our Constitution and the separation of powers.

You on the other hand, knowing full well such laws and traditions had little real safeguards for enforcement decided to exploit the good nature of our elected leaders and do whatever the hell you wanted; The Rule of Law be damned.

Because of this, the failed experiment that is Neo Conservatism is over. Our country now understands that good faith is no substitute for enforcement of our laws. That the same respect and dignity past Presidents have shown cannot be assumed of everyone. Whether the loopholes and exploits you abused are fixed will be the true test of our nations resilience.

Enjoy your historical status as the worst President ever.
From: TonyThursday, January 22, 2009 12:49:28PM
You guys may hate him, but GWB set the stage for Repub resurgence. Does Willie Horton mean anything to anyone??? Better pray those people 'tortured' in GITMO walk the straight-and-narrow when released.
From: doucheThursday, January 22, 2009 12:46:31PM
http://www.voiceofarizona.com/users/1242/obama_in_somalia.jpg
From: Adam (US)Thursday, January 22, 2009 12:42:22PM
Go home. Let the adults try to fix things; it may take decades.

And the next time you need to show up daddy, don't start a war under demonstratably false pretenses and then trash the Constitution. Just go to therapy instead, like the rest of us do.
From: George SheehanThursday, January 22, 2009 12:35:05PM
you were a shitty president, but you did save us from any FURTHER terror attacks after 9/11 on US soil, that is about the only thing i can credit you for. other then that, fuck you
From: Fran (US)Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:45:09AM
You may have thought you were doing the right thing, but everything you did was a disaster. I can forgive you all that, but I don't think the country will. If you hadn't been so stubborn you might have mitigated much of your mistakes, and if you'd only listened to your advisers you wouldn't have simply gone ahead with your schemes come hell or high water. You deserve to be impeached, I'm sorry to say, but now you'll get away with everything. And go to Alcoholics Anonymous, for God's sake! Your behavior at the last Olympics made me cringe, and I felt ashamed to be American for the first time in my 60 years on this planet. Please stay in Texas.
From: JanetIsDumbThursday, January 22, 2009 10:42:04AM
Oh and go fuck yourself Shitfuck!
From: Damon (Dallas)Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:36:25AM
Wow, what short memories you all have. Anybody remember someone with the last name of Carter?
Not one of the best Presidents but hell I'm still breathing after 9/11 and that says a hell of a lot.
From: Assman (Houston, TX)Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:36:14AM
Goodbye, shitfuck!
From: Charlene (Canada)Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:30:58AM
Good bye Shit Fuck and good riddance ! I have never been so happy to see a President leave the White House soil ! While I may not be American , I am North American , and we here in Canada are extremely happy to see your sorry , war mongering ass leave power ! You have destroyed the lives of your fellow countrymen and women , not to mention what your " war on terror " has cost financially !!! You stride around with no remorse or guilt for what you have done , and it sickens me to think that some people still hold you in high regard !!! I was very happy to find this website , it is comforting to know I am not alone in my feelings for you ! I sincerely hope President Obama can right many of the wrongs you made , and there were many !!! We look forward to seeing your country re-build itself to it's former glory and to the safe return of all of our soldiers . Maybe you should hop a plane to Saudi Arabia where all your friends are , because you don't have many left in the United States , or Canada , or pretty well anywhere else in the world , you rotten bastard ! I wouldn't count on seeing a memorial statue of your sorry self erected anytime soon either , you are not worth the time , effort , or cost of building one !
From: Nathaniel (Austin, TX)Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:28:11AM
Rot in Hell ShitFuck (GWB). I hope you, and your entire lineage die off.
From: Yankee Doodle DandyThursday, January 22, 2009 10:10:10AM
all you goddamn foreigners need to watch what you say about Mr. Shitfuck, most notably those limey british fuckers who forget who saved them in the big one
From: keith (manchester uk)Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:03:17AM
Bye bye Shitfuck, and here's a pair of hobnailed boots in yer face,rocket propelled !!!
From: Mark Stevens (Texas)Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:36:11AM
Hey shitfuck, here's an idea. How about you and Laura go take a vacation abroad. You know, go visit some of the countries that you "brought democracy to" you worthless steaming pile of corrupt shit. I'm sure that there will be a plethora of people that would love to just get their hands on you, you god dmaned war criminal. I would just as soon spit on you as Adolph Hitler, asshole.
From: Gabe (Australia)Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:39:52PM
Good bye shitfuck, you brainless, spineless, rancid streak of diarrohea. Time to flush! Maybe you will still be able to get yr good buddies Johnnie Howard and Tony Blair to come over to Texas and suck yr cock for you, but i doubt it... yr too much of a loser even for them. And that's saying something, especially about that fuckface Howard.
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